The Stanley Parable “Raphael Trailer”
This is an actual email the team that created this game got. Here’s the Narrator’s response.
The magnificent creature that is Gwendoline Christie!
"The 6"3 actress went on to speak about how her height has affected her relationships with men saying: "I wouldn’t say it has increased my options. But I’ve always thought that the height is a very good detector of the good ones: because if they can get over that, they have got good mettle."
Coming in at 6”2 myself, this is gospel.
Commonly confused medieval weapons, a powerpoint by me.
Now stop screwing them up, seriously, or I will put a medieval weapon in your head.
Tumblr is endearing me to being lectured at in Comic Sans
THIS is a WAR SCYTHE, a scythe actually used in combat. Notice it is not a useless piece of shit and is an actual functional weapon.
The only reason why death is pictured with a FARMING scythe is because he harvests souls.
you say that like you couldnt actually kill someone with a farming scythe which im willin to bet a lot of money that ur wrong
((Medieval glitter xD))
In many cultures peasant were not allowed to use weapons so they designed their farming implements to double as weapons or figured out fighting styles around using their farming implements as weapons.
I know we’re talking about western medeval weapons but behold the Kama. Practical, functional, stylish. (wiki says it’s used by the Japanese and Filipinos, but Koreans also used it. I’m willing to bet MOST eastern cultures used it as both weapon and farm implement)
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide